Tuesday, May 29, 2007

9 Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I
know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my
crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire
room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and
change the channel manually.

3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".
Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it
is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do
people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!

5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser,
I paid 12,000= to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me
a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new,
then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement,
then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.


8 When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest
damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come
yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

3 comments:

Iwaya said...

I'm not saying that i'm one of those people, but i mean, with a remote you get to change the channels more if you do not find what you want on the channel you tune to!

Anonymous said...

Lovely indeed you see they say its an African thing for 2 people to have watched the same movie and immediately after they start conversing for each other the same movie...

As if its not next to me then i will not change channels..

Are you reading your comments?

Scofield's mind said...

yeah i actually do..though first time commenting back..:))

bout the remote theory..do chics flick channels as often as guys do..? probably has something to do with the male attention span..