Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Are u shy..?


Do you have feelings of inadequacy?

Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

Johnnie Walker ® is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident
about yourself and your actions.

Johnnie Walker ® can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the
world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.

You will notice the benefits of Johnnie Walker ® almost immediately, and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent
you from living the life you want to live.

Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past, and you will discover
many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with
Johnnie Walker ®.

Johnnie Walker ® may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or
nursing should not use Johnnie Walker ®.

However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are
encouraged to try it.

Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic
lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing,
loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing,
headache, dehydration, dry mouth,
and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker,
Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister, Spin the Bottle.

Johnnie Walker ®.... Leave Shyness Behind!!!!

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